Finally! Baby stilettos have hit the market to give those unsightly flab-filled calves some lift and accentuate the curve in baby's legs. This is the last step in the fashion-fabulous child sexualization movement that everyone's so excited about. Keep in mind that those shoes complete the outfit--they don't make it. You'll want to dress baby head-to-toe to maximize attention. Add a padded bra (not available til the age of 6--ugh, when will people learn that's too late to start the lie!), a top that lets the world know she's juicy, some booty shorts (if, you know, baby has the butt to pull that off) and tasteful accessories. Don't be afraid to take some risks on special occasions!"Heelarius high heels for babies go on sale" - Telegraph
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Do they come in a "hands free" model so you can shop or eat sushi?
OMG! I can't believe its true! I was just joking about the prospect of gerber-style, come-fuck-me heels the other day.
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